then adopted one more.
A friend needed help,
so we’re now up to four
Our youngest still bites,
the others warn with growl;
Can’t leave them alone—
Makes me just want to howl!
They’ve special diets,
but eat each other’s food;
Hope they won’t vomit—
Please have mercy, fur dudes!
Yellow got nervous
and emptied his bowel—
Cleaned up his pee too
with a fresh washèd towel
“I’ll dig thro’ the trash
while they’re out with that one,”
said and did th’ Brown—
We’ve had it, we’re done!
Lock them in kennels
for just a short time,
‘til butterfly farts,
and they all start to whine
“I know! Let’s all play”—
Should we inside or out?
Weather makes us sweat,
so we opt for the couch
They won’t share the toys,
and they step on my toes;
“OWW!” yell I. They pause,
sixteen legs all 'kimbo
We’ve suffered enough,
let’s just all go to bed;
We’ll rest and then wake
and do this over again
