Drove to San Marcos
Her wedding dress waving away
Bride in a wedding
In ol' Springs Dripping
She'll tie the knot two days away
She'd borrowed a truck
And just her fine luck
It only had old cassette tapes
She said, "What the heck?"
Presented her check
Of money, a fair bit she paid
Little Miss Fergus
Had chartered her bus
A limo's too small for this dame
adapted from "Little Miss Muffet"
Traditional (1805)
