Soap and plumbing shopping spree?
Several articles that all disagree
A hot one makes you look old
But few can tolerate the cold
Some “experts” say it’s best at night
Others consider bed-head fright
Don’t overdo it and do take care
Here’s a schedule to condition my hair
Soaps and scrubs all organic
Or just a sudsy bar in a panic
All these rules and regulations!
I don’t even know—what’s exfoliation?
Did my research and still haven’t started
Just...ugh! How do you turn on the water!?