Sunday, April 26, 2009

"Gregory Lutton"

Ol’ Gregory Lutton
Never ate nuttin
Save for meat meat meat

Brisket, sausage, chicken and riiibs
These things were the fav’rites o’ his
Called them a real treat treat treat

“Tea’s for lightweights,” he’d think
“Barbecue sauce is my only drink”
Give it to him sweet sweet sweet

He passed on trimmin’ the fat
Just turned ‘round his hat
And back in his chair leant leant leant

He sat all day
At the barbecue buffet
Havin’ all he could eat eat eat

Came in for lunch
Stayed thro’ the evenin’ munch
It was quite a feat feat feat

He ate not a bit o’ roast mutton
But poor ol’ Gregory Lutton
Finished his meal and broke his seat seat seat

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